well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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