Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
