youre lurking in front of me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want her autograph on my taint
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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