Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think my fart just growled at me.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
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why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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