let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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