This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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