I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Randomize