I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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