Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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