weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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