No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize