lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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