on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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