Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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