You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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