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• (210): View more from Texas

  so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....

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  oh shit that had to have been awkward

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  i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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• (949): View more from California

  i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics

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  you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I want to be your penis for a week.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.

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