Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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