It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
