I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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