I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Randomize
