dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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