Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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