Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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