i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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