I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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