Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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