i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Randomize
