No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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