i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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