On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
i think im in europe. pls send help
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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