are you so shy because you have an std?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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