found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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