I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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