haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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