I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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