walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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