do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
