Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
it's like iHOP with fire
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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