question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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