How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
there's paper in my vomit.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.