hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!