She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Can you bring me the toilet please
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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