at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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