Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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