Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
be right there i have to get my cape
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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