Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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