Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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