Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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