Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
this is an emotional support booty call
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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