"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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