I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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