I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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Have fun and good luck.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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