Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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