What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
