he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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