Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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